alltoofuckingwell:

I feel so close to finally meeting taylorswift but at the same time I feel so completely, ridiculously, and outrageously far away from meeting taylorswift.

throughthedoorwithyou:

fun fact: shake it off is a freaking catchy as hell masterpiece I don’t care whether you say you like it or not I know you secretly jam out to it in your car don’t lie

Does anyone else remember when Taylor did an interview with Phineas and Ferb? Because I do. taylorswift

youareinloves:

i feel like taylor is watching us all crumble at the thought of a listening party for tumblr fans and she’s just laughing as she scrolls down her dash. does she know the power she holds over us. our sanity. our happiness. she must be stopped 

screamingiminlovewithyou:

EVEN IF TAYLOR AINT POSTING…..SHE IS ALWAYS LURKING……

monica-geller:

every time i’m somewhere with my friends and a taylor swift song comes on they all turn to stare at me as if i’m a mildly interesting zoo specimen like even if i don’t change my expression or do anything to indicate that i heard the song they all stare at me anyway


I wrote a poem for taylorswift, and I would really like for her to see it!

taylorswift please read this poem I wrote for you! the little kitty wants you to! :)

I wrote a poem for taylorswift, and I would really like for her to see it!

taylorswift please read this poem I wrote for you! the little kitty wants you to! :)

“You don’t know humor until you’ve witnessed Taylor Swift sing the words, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours.””

[x] The main reason to be jealous about the 1989 listening party (via dirtytaylorswift)

MW